Goblin Hero part 2

Goblin Hero Interview part 2

Joe: Here we are sitting down with Goblin Hero for part two of our interview. He is the famous goblin action star from such movies as Last Goblin Hero, and the heart-warming My Goblin.
GH: Thanks again for having me.
Joe: So everyone is wondering, how is life after Merieke? Ms. Berit and yourself had a very public break-up a couple of months ago… How are you doing now.
GH: Well… to be honest that is all under the bridge now, Merieke and I will always be good friends, and I wish her the best of luck in all of her future endeavors.
Joe: How do you feel about the allegations that you are violent… sexually
GH: Of COURSE I AM… people used to say that about me all of the time! I don’t know what it is such a huge surprise. Now some people just think of me as some sort of lazy goblin lackey…
Joe: She also drew attention to the plastic surgery that you have had over the years… she says that you don’t look like the gruff goblin hero of the day when you first met, but more like a polished movie star.
GH: THAT IS RIDICULOUS! I have had no such surgery done, you can ask my family doctor.
Joe: Well sir, we have some photos of you from your earlier headshots compared to your new headshot on the right… You do not see the difference?

GH: *look of disdain* No I don’t… you have a problem man?
Joe: No sir, our readers just wanted us to address these allegations that Ms Berit had brought up.
GH: Listen, you wanna #@%ing throw down, I will throw down!
Joe: Are you kidding me?
GH: Do I look like I am $^%$ing kidding? *stands up*

Joe: It looks like this is something for the readers to decide

GH: You wanna find the end of my steel in your chest?

Joe: ...Well, that looks like all the time we have for today. Thank you for your time today Mr Goblin Hero, your Napoleonic nonsense was very entertaining.

Interview: Goblin Hero

Goblin Hero
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Joe: Today I am so very excited to be interviewing someone that I have always looked up to, he was an early favorite of mine… Welcome to the show, Goblin Hero!
Goblin Hero: It is a pleasure to be on your show Joseph, and thank you for those kind words.
Joe: *visibly excited* No, thank you sir for being on my show (Joe looks to the camera and whispers “He called me Joseph”)
Goblin Hero: Well, it is a pleasure.
Joe: Well, I am very excited to have you on the show because you have done some of the greatest movies that Dominara has ever seen.
GH: Well, thank you… I have done a few.
Joe: Well, the first movie I had ever seen you in was My Goblin, and the part at the end where you get stung by bees and your character dies just makes me cry every time. How do you prepare for a part like that.
GH: Well I covered myself in honey ,and I hung out in Unyaro for a weekend just throwing rocks at bee hives.
Joe: Ouch…
GH: Yeah, it certainly helped me prepare.
Joe: On another note I saw you in a couple public service announcements for Goblin History Month this last October. I really liked your PSA about Glarg, the inventor of the Goblin toothbrush.
GH: Well, I did my PSA about Glarg because his invention was at an important time in goblin history. At that time goblins were first starting to invent rocket power so there were some problems… either way the explosion would take care of your teeth.
Joe: I’d say *smiles*
Well folks, tune in for part two of our interview tomorrow where we discuss his upcoming projects, love after Merieke Ri Berit, and rumors of plastic surgery.