Current Value: $59.99
Today we have rare opportunity of mythic proportions, we are sitting down with Jace Beleren, aka: Jace, the Mind Sculptor. Welcome to the show Mr. Beleren.
Jace: Thank you for having me. Long time fan of the show.
Joe: Well Jace, you called my agent last night concerning and interview this morning and I have to say it was a big shock... you said you had an announcement to make?
Jace: Yes, as of today it brings me a bittersweet sadness to announce that I am going into early retirement.
*shock in the audience, dismay, and disbelief can be heard.*
Joe:What do you mean? This is incredible...
Jace: Yes, I am retiring. I have come to this decision after a long negotiation process with the "powers that be" concerning Lilliana's exclusion from M12. If she has to go, I will go as well...
Joe: Isn't that a bit extreme. You have a steady market, and there is no way but up for you... these last few weeks are going to be your best. Besides, everyone loves you.
Jace: To quote a dear friend of mine "fame, doing it for the fame, 'cause we wanna live the life of the rich and famous" There is no need to do something for the sake of being the best if you get no gratification out of it anymore.
Joe: You are friends with Lady Gaga?
Jace: I think you are missing the point.
Joe: Yeah, How did you meet Lady Gaga?
Jace: Well, I should get going. I want to publicly state that while I know a lot of other cards resented me I had a lot of super friends. I just want to thank you for being there for me.
Joe: That is so amazing... Lady Gaga... wow. Is he is nice in person as he sounds on his cd's?
Jace: Well, I guess I am off... time to bounce.
Joe: Wait! One more question.
Jace: Yeah...
Joe: You totally know I knew you were banned right?
*Jace vanishes*
Joe: dick...
